(The show opens with a pre-recorded segment featuring…)
(Dario is unusually silent as he gestures to Tajiri. There is a chop and the balls begin to fly.)
(When the winning ball is drawn, Cueto shows the name to Tajiri who leaves the room.)
(Cueto pulls a phone from his coat pocket and dials.)
Continue reading “Hollywood Wrestling – 06/26/24”
The show opens with Edge arriving at the Temple ready to defend his title against yet another mystery opponent.
Cut to the ring for our first match.
Continue reading “Hollywood Wrestling – 06/18/24”
(The show opens with an exterior shot of the Temple then we zoom in directly to the ring where “Grand Slam” Bugsy McGraw is waiting with his old lady. The are greeted with boos.)
McGraw: I made it very clear last week that I was not going to be ignored around here. I made an open challenge and left a signed contract with Cueto. Who is gonna be man enough to step into the ring with Grand Slam?
(There is a brief pause and an unexpected wrestler answers the challenge.)
(The crowd cheers)
Miz: Bugsy, you old fart, I made my bones in Hollywood. This ain’t some backwoods Bingo Hall. This is the Real World. My name is the Miz…I’m awesome…and I accept.
Miz rushes the ring and the bell sounds.
Unfortunately for him, the match is totally one-sided.
BUGSY MCGRAW def the Miz @ 7 after multiple splashes.
Bugsy takes his bat from Sherri and begins to work Miz over. The attack is broken up when this guy…
…hits the ring with a steel chair and clears out Bugsy and Sherri.
(Cut to our new announce team.)
Ross: Fans, welcome to Hollywood Wrestling. What an unexpected way to start tonight’s program.
Ventura: You mean Bugsy doing what Bugsy does, or Chavo leaving the taco truck to make the save?
Ross: Easy Jesse. We don’t want to get any complaints.
Ventura: Man up, Ross. This is Hollywood.
Ross: Fans, we’ve got much more exciting action to get to yet this evening. The Beverly Brothers will face the West Hollywood Blondes in tag team action.
Ventura: Los Angeles in a microcosm.
Ross: And we will our Hollywood Television champion, Edge, his title against a yet unnamed opponent.
Ventura: The Hollywood Television champion has to be ready for anything, just like I was as a Navy Seal.
Ross: Let’s head back to the ring for our next match.
THE BEVERLY BROTHERS v. THE WEST HOLLYWOOD BLONDES
Its a clash of styles and lifestyles as these two very different teams face off. There are several near falls that are broken up before the three. In the end, neither team is able to pick up the victory as the bell rings.
TIME LIMIT DRAW
(Cut to the office of Dario Cueto. He is standing by with his manservant, Tajiri, and a new lotto ball machine.)
Cueto: It is time once again for the winds of fate to determine who will get the opportunity to challenge for the Hollywood Television Title. Tajiri…THE BUTTON!
(Tajiri stabs a button on the machine and the balls fly. One ball makes its way out of the hopper and Tajiri hands it to Cueto.)
(Cueto consults a chart on his computer and smirks.)
Cueto: It seems that fate smiles on some more than others. This week’s challenger is, once again, THE BIG SHOW!
(Commercial. When we come back, it’s time for Brother Love’s SALVATION SHOW.
Brother Love: Hello Hollywood…I LOVE YOU!
(Boos)
Brother Love: Please welcome to the Salvation Show, YOUR champion, the FINAL BOSS, THE ROOOOOOCK!
(The crowds boos madly as the Great One enters the frame.)
Brother Love: Welcome Brother Rock. WELCOME!
Rock: Thank you. It’s nice to be in the presence of a man of integrity such as yourself. Now, if all you Hollywood wannabes will just shut your damn mouths…
(More boos. The Rock waits)
Rock: That’s right…get it out of your systems.
(More boos)
Rock: Earlier this week it was announced that the SPW World Champion, that hawk-beaked jabroni, Ric Flair, is going to be in Hollywood to defend his title in July. Now, I had a chat with my close personal friend, Dario Cueto, and we decided that it is only right that Flair have to face the final boss when he “struts” into Hollywood.
So, guess what Flair, you take fly that airplane, you ride in that limousine, steal some kisses and deal some wheels on your way out here, but, brother when set foot in Hollywood that is the home of the final boss.
Flair, I’m gonna hit you so hard you’ll be wishing you were still hiding out from real competition up in Canada…eh!
Oh, and don’t think I’ve forgotten about you Batista. You’re just gonna have to wait your turn. I have bigger fish to fry.
That being said, if you show up here next week, The Rock promises to have a special surprise just for you.
(The Rock soaks up the boos.)
(Commercial and back to the ring for our television main event.)
EDGE v BIG SHOW (Hollywood Television Title – 15 min time limit)
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled OC/TT
Edge rolled DC
The Big Show executes a OPEN-HANDED CHOP TO CHEST….
The Big Show scores 6 points.
Edge absorbs the punishment.
Edge scores 0 points.
===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled OC.
Edge rolled DC
The Big Show executes a W.M.D. KNOCKOUT HOOK….
The Big Show scores 10 points.
Edge attempts to defend against W.M.D. KNOCKOUT HOOK but is unsuccessful.
Edge scores 2 points.
===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled DC
Edge rolled OC.
Edge executes a Clothesline….
Edge scores 7 points.
The Big Show attempts to defend against Clothesline but is unsuccessful.
The Big Show scores 2 points.
===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled DC
Edge rolled OC.
Edge executes a Clothesline….
Edge scores 0 points.
The Big Show neutralizes Clothesline.
The Big Show scores 4 points.
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled OC.
Edge rolled DC
The Big Show executes a VERTICAL SUPLEX….
The Big Show scores 8 points.
Edge attempts to defend against VERTICAL SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.
Edge scores 2 points.
===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled DC
Edge rolled OC.
Edge executes a Vertical Suplex….
Edge scores 6 points.
The Big Show attempts to defend against Vertical Suplex but is unsuccessful.
The Big Show scores 2 points.
===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled OC/TT
Edge rolled OC.
The Big Show executes a HEADBUTT….
The Big Show scores 7 points.
Edge executes a Vertical Suplex….
Edge scores 6 points.
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled OC/TT
Edge rolled OC/TT
The Big Show executes a SIDEWALK SLAM….
The Big Show scores 8 points.
Edge executes a Inverted Sitdown Faceslam….
Edge scores 7 points.
===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled OC.
Edge rolled OC.
The Big Show executes a BEARHUG….
The Big Show scores 8 points.
Edge executes a Inverted Sitdown Faceslam….
Edge scores 7 points.
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled OC.
Edge rolled OC.
The Big Show executes a BIG BOOT….
The Big Show scores 7 points.
Edge executes a Edgecution….
Edge scores 10 points.
Edge is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…
The Big Show kicks out of the pin!
Edge gets -6 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled DC
Edge rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
The Big Show rolled OC.
Edge rolled OC.
The Big Show executes a VERTICAL SUPLEX….
The Big Show scores 8 points.
Edge executes a Clothesline….
Edge scores 7 points.
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled OC.
Edge rolled OC.
The Big Show executes a W.M.D. KNOCKOUT HOOK….
Edge executes a Downward Spiral….
The Big Show scores 11 points.
Edge scores 9 points.
The Big Show is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…
Edge kicks out of the pin!
The Big Show gets -7 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled OC.
Edge rolled OC.
The Big Show executes a MILITARY PRESS SLAM….
The Big Show scores 9 points.
Edge executes a Vertical Suplex….
Edge scores 6 points.
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled DC
Edge rolled OC.
Edge executes a Sitout Powerbomb….
Edge scores 8 points.
The Big Show absorbs the punishment.
The Big Show scores 0 points.
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
The Big Show rolled DC
Edge rolled OC.
Edge executes a Spear….
Edge scores 11 points.
The Big Show attempts to defend against Spear but is unsuccessful.
The Big Show scores 2 points.
After 15 minutes, the match is declared a draw.
EDGE RETAINS THE TITLE ON THE DRAW
(After the match, Edge addresses the crowd)
Edge: I keep hearing Cactus Jack talking about how I cheated him out of this belt. Newsflash Cactus…I won…you lost. End of story. Maybe..eventually…Dario will pull your number, but until then, you and your little “family” had better stay out of my business. You don’t want to match sick with me Cactus. It won’t end well.
(Crowd cheers)
(Commercial break and we come back for our first standby match)
TAJIRI and ARGENIS wrestle to an 8 minute television time remaining draw.
(As the credits begin to roll, there is a burst of static and then this face appears)
SWEET DREAMS…
(More static and the credits finish)
END
DARK MATCHES
The show opens with an exterior shot of the Temple in Boyle Heights with “Hollywood Swinging” by Kool and the Gang playing.
We then cut to the interior of the building where El Jefe, Dario Cueto, stands in the middle of the ring. The ring is surrounded by red carpet.
Cueto: Welcome back to my Temple. This sacred place is the home of the finest professional wrestling in the world. Tonight you will be the first to witness what Hollywood Wrestling is all about.
Continue reading “Hollywood Wrestling – 6/4/24”
From Aloha Stadium in Honolulu, Hawaii
Tonight we begin a new era in Hawaiian wrestling as we crown our first ever PPW champion.
All of tonight’s matches are fought under no DQ rules.
FIRST ROUND
FIRST INTERMISSION
ROUND TWO
So the final four of Funk, Adams, Adams and Callous. It has been a rough night for the islanders.
SECOND INTERMISSION – During the intermission it was announced that after the semi-final round of the tournament, a battle royal will be held to determine PPW’s first Hawaiian champion.
SEMI-FINALS
So it will be Funk taking on Callous for the title in our main event tonight.
BATTLE ROYAL FOR THE PPW HAWAIIAN TITLE
Big Van Vader was eliminated by Crush with Cranium Crush – Throw Out Of Ring after 2 minutes
Bruiser Brody was eliminated by Jake Roberts with ROPES – Throw Out Of Ring after 3 minutes
Don Muraco was eliminated by Chris Adams with Bodyslam – Throw Out Of Ring after 2 minutes
Chris Adams was eliminated by The Rock with RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER – Throw Out Of Ring after 2 minutes
Roman Reigns was eliminated by Yokozuna with BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX – Throw Out Of Ring after 5 minutes
Bugsy McGraw was eliminated by The Assassin with SIDE HEADLOCK – Throw Out Of Ring after 3 minutes
The Barbarian was eliminated by The Grappler with ROPES – Throw Out Of Ring after 2 minutes
Papa Shango was eliminated by Siva Afi with Atomic Drop – Throw Out Of Ring after 3 minutes
David Von Erich was eliminated by Gino Hernandez with SPINNING TOEHOLD – Throw Out Of Ring after 4 minutes
High Chief Peter Maivia was eliminated by Meng with CHOKEHOLD – Throw Out Of Ring after 1 minutes
Siva Afi was eliminated by Gino Hernandez with ELBOW SMASH – Throw Out Of Ring after 5 minutes
One Man Gang was eliminated by Yokozuna with BEARHUG – Throw Out Of Ring after 4 minutes
The Rock was eliminated by Meng with DOUBLE CHOP – Throw Out Of Ring after 4 minutes
The Assassin was eliminated by Crush with Tilt A Whirl Backbreaker – Throw Out Of Ring after 4 minutes
Crush was eliminated by The Grappler with LOADED BOOT KICK – Throw Out Of Ring after 3 minutes
Jake Roberts was eliminated by Gino Hernandez with STANDING GUILLOTINE – Throw Out Of Ring after 3 minutes
Gino Hernandez was eliminated by Meng with SIDE KICK – Throw Out Of Ring after 4 minutes
Yokozuna was eliminated by The Grappler with ROPES – Throw Out Of Ring after 1 minute
And then there were two…
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Meng rolled OC.
The Grappler rolled OC.
Meng executes a REVERSE CRESCENT KICK….
Meng scores 8 points.
The Grappler executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER….
The Grappler scores 8 points.
===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Meng rolled DC
The Grappler rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Meng rolled OC.
The Grappler rolled DC
Meng executes a SIDE KICK….
Meng scores 6 points.
The Grappler absorbs the punishment.
The Grappler scores 0 points.
===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Meng rolled OC.
The Grappler rolled DC
Meng executes a JUMPING FRONT KICK….
Meng scores 0 points.
The Grappler neutralizes JUMPING FRONT KICK.
The Grappler scores 4 points.
===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Meng rolled DC
The Grappler rolled OC.
The Grappler executes a FULL NELSON….
The Grappler scores 7 points.
Meng attempts to defend against FULL NELSON but is unsuccessful.
Meng scores 2 points.
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Meng rolled OC.
The Grappler rolled OC.
Meng executes a SIDE KICK….
Meng scores 6 points.
The Grappler executes a THROW FROM RING….
WINNER(AND NEW HAWAIIAN CHAMPION): THE GRAPPLER
The crowd boos furiously and rains trash on the ring as the masked man is awarded the title.
Then it is main event time.
TERRY FUNK v. MARK CALLOUS (PPW Tournament Final – No Time Limit – No DQ)
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC/TT
Mark Callous rolled DC
Terry Funk executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER….
Terry Funk scores 0 points.
Mark Callous neutralizes SWINGING NECKBREAKER.
Mark Callous scores 4 points.
===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled DC
Terry Funk executes a TEXAS PILEDRIVER….
Terry Funk scores 9 points.
Mark Callous absorbs the punishment.
Mark Callous scores 0 points.
===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a SPINNING TOEHOLD….
Mark Callous executes a SIDEWALK SLAM….
Terry Funk scores 9 points.
Mark Callous scores 7 points.
===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a CHOP TO THROAT….
Terry Funk scores 7 points.
Mark Callous executes a LEAPING FLYING CLOTHESLINE….
Mark Callous scores 7 points.
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled DC
Mark Callous rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Terry Funk rolled DC
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Mark Callous executes a SIDEWALK SLAM….
Mark Callous scores 0 points.
Terry Funk neutralizes SIDEWALK SLAM.
Terry Funk scores 4 points.
===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a BODYSLAM….
Terry Funk scores 6 points.
Mark Callous executes a SIDEWALK SLAM….
Mark Callous scores 7 points.
===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a CHOP TO THROAT….
Terry Funk scores 7 points.
Mark Callous executes a FUJIWARA ARMBAR….
Mark Callous scores 8 points.
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled DC
Terry Funk executes a CHOP TO THROAT….
Terry Funk scores 0 points.
Mark Callous neutralizes CHOP TO THROAT.
Mark Callous scores 4 points.
===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled DC
Mark Callous rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Terry Funk rolled DC
Mark Callous rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Terry Funk rolled OC/TT
Mark Callous rolled OC/TT
Terry Funk executes a SPINNING TOEHOLD….
Mark Callous executes a CHOKESLAM FROM HELL….
Terry Funk scores 0 points.
Mark Callous scores 0 points.
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a BODYSLAM….
Terry Funk scores 6 points.
Mark Callous executes a SIDEWALK SLAM….
Mark Callous scores 7 points.
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a HEADBUTT….
Terry Funk scores 8 points.
Mark Callous executes a SIDEWALK SLAM….
Mark Callous scores 7 points.
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled DC
Mark Callous rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled DC
Terry Funk executes a HARD RIGHT JABS….
Terry Funk scores 6 points.
Mark Callous absorbs the punishment.
Mark Callous scores 0 points.
Terry Funk is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…
Mark Callous kicks out of the pin!
Terry Funk gets 0 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a HEADBUTT….
Terry Funk scores 8 points.
Mark Callous executes a SIDEWALK SLAM….
Mark Callous scores 7 points.
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a SPINNING TOEHOLD….
Mark Callous executes a SOUP BONES AND THROAT THRUST….
Terry Funk scores 10 points.
Mark Callous scores 9 points.
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER….
Terry Funk scores 7 points.
Mark Callous executes a LEAPING FLYING CLOTHESLINE….
Mark Callous scores 7 points.
===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled DC
Mark Callous rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a SIDE BACKBREAKER….
Terry Funk scores 10 points.
Mark Callous executes a DEVIL’S TRIANGLE GOGOPLATA….
Mark Callous scores 10 points.
Mark Callous straps in the DEVIL’S TRIANGLE GOGOPLATA.
Terry Funk does not submit!
===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC.
Terry Funk executes a SPINNING TOEHOLD….
Mark Callous executes a LEAPING FLYING CLOTHESLINE….
Terry Funk scores 10 points.
Mark Callous scores 7 points.
===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Terry Funk rolled OC.
Mark Callous rolled OC/TT
Terry Funk executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER….
Terry Funk scores 7 points.
Mark Callous executes a CHOKESLAM FROM HELL….
Mark Callous scores 11 points.
Mark Callous is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…3
Terry Funk was pinned by Mark Callous!!!
WINNER(AND NEW PPW CHAMPION): MARK CALLOUS @ 18
Mixed reaction from the crowd as the champion is awarded the title.
Looking forward to seeing how this shakes out in the coming weeks on PPW Television.
END
From the Junction in San Antonio
Steve Stack is your announcer
Video replay of last week’s main event. The Zambuie Express retains their titles with some assistance from Ernie Ladd. Credits roll and we go to Stack.
Stack: Fans, welcome to the most exciting hour on television, Southwest Championship Wrestling. As we saw at the top of the broadcast, Ernie Ladd was instrumental in the Zambuie Express retaining the tag team titles last week. Tonight, Ladd gets his own shot at gold as he challenges The Barbarian for the Western States Heritage Title. We’ll also see the Long Riders in tag team action. But we begin tonight with our television title match. Let’s go to the ring.
Continue reading “SWCW – 2/17/23”
From the Junction in San Antonio
Steve Stack is your announcer.
Show opens with footage from last week’s show. Bruiser Brody leaves Terry Funk bloody on his way to becoming the new Brass Knucks champion.
Cut to Stack who has a guest.
Stack: Fans, welcome to the most exciting hour on television, Southwest Championship Wrestling. I’m joined at this time by our television champion, Dory Funk Jr. Dory, I assume you are out here tonight to find out who answered your open challenge?
Funk: You’re goddamn right Stack.
Stack: Well, just before air tonight, Joe Blanchard gave me the signed contract and asked that I share it with you right now.
Stack pulls a folded contract out of his sport coat and hands it to Funk.
Funk unfolds the contract, his eyes widen and then he stomps out of the frame. The contract falls to the floor.
Stack picks up the contract and his eyes widen as well.
Stack: Fans, I think we all know what this means.
He turns the contract around and it is signed in what appears to be blood “XX”
Stack: Let’s go to the ring for our first title match of the evening.
Continue reading “SWCW – 2/10/23”
From the Junction in San Antonio
Steve Stack is your announcer.
The show opens with footage from last week. Jake Roberts, with a distraction from Gino Hernandez, defeats Jimmy Valiant to become the new SWCW titleholder. Then we go to Stack.
Stack: Fans, welcome to the most exciting hour on television, Southwest Championship Wrestling. Tonight’s program promises to be hard hitting. Dory Funk Jr will defend the television title against second generation Mexican star, Dos Caras Jr. And, in tonight’s main event, Bruiser Brody will challenge Terry Funk for the Brass Knucks title. And, if that’s not enough, the mysterious Midnight Rider will make his in-ring debut here tonight.
Let’s go to the ring.
Continue reading “SWCW – 2/3/23”
From the Junction in San Antonio
Steve Stack is your announcer.
Opening credits then we go to Stack.
Stack: Fans, welcome to the most exciting program on television, Southwest Championship Wrestling. Tonight’s going to be one for the history books. Dory Funk Jr wanted better competition and tonight he gets that in the form of the youngster, Brian “Crush” Adams. And, in tonight’s main event, “Boogie Woogie Man” Jimmy Valiant will defend the SWCW title against the challenge of Jake “The Snake” Roberts.
Let’s go to the ring.
THE GRAPPLERS def Los Brazos @ 18 when the Grappler locks Brazo del Oro in a Boston Crab.
Commercial break and back to the ring
GINO HERNANDEZ def Edcar Thomas @ 19 with a standing guillotine
After the match, the Handsome Half-Breed jaws with the crowd into the commercial break.
When we come back, Stack has company.
Stack: Percy, I understand you asked for this time.
Pringle: You are correct Stack. With my son in dental school and Mark defending the SPW World Title around the globe, I’ve found myself with some time on my hands. That’s why I went out and signed another top flight talent to the Pringle Dynasty.
Feast your eyes on…HERCULES HERNANDEZ!
Pringle: Good for me. Bad for everyone else!
Pringle leads his new charge to the ring.
HERCULES HERNANDEZ def Pat Rose @ 6 via full nelson
Commercial break and then back to the ring for our first title match of the evening.
BRIAN “CRUSH” ADAMS v. DORY FUNK JR (Television Title – 15 min time limit)
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC/TT
Crush executes a Headbutt….
Crush scores 7 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a DBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX….
Dory Funk Jr scores 10 points.
===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC/TT
Crush executes a Tilt A Whirl Backbreaker….
Crush scores 9 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a DBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX….
Dory Funk Jr scores 10 points.
===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC/TT
Crush executes a Chokeslam….
Dory Funk Jr executes a SIDE SUPLAY….
Crush scores 10 points.
Dory Funk Jr scores 9 points.
===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Crush executes a Fireman Carry DDT….
Dory Funk Jr reverses Fireman Carry DDT!
Dory Funk Jr executes a KNEEDROP….
Dory Funk Jr scores 6 points.
Crush attempts to defend against KNEEDROP but is unsuccessful.
Crush scores 2 points.
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Crush executes a Tilt A Whirl Backbreaker….
Crush scores 9 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a KNEEDROP….
Dory Funk Jr scores 6 points.
===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC/TT
Crush executes a Gorilla Press Gutbuster….
Crush scores 8 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a BODYSLAM….
Dory Funk Jr scores 8 points.
===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Crush executes a Piledriver….
Crush scores 7 points.
Dory Funk Jr attempts to defend against Piledriver but is unsuccessful.
Dory Funk Jr scores 2 points.
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Crush executes a Forearm Smash….
Crush scores 6 points.
Dory Funk Jr attempts to defend against Forearm Smash but is unsuccessful.
Dory Funk Jr scores 2 points.
===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC/TT
Crush executes a Heart Punch….
Dory Funk Jr executes a DBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX….
Crush scores 9 points.
Dory Funk Jr scores 10 points.
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Crush executes a Headbutt….
Crush scores 7 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a KNEEDROP….
Dory Funk Jr scores 6 points.
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC/TT
Crush executes a Tilt A Whirl Backbreaker….
Crush scores 9 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a KNEEDROP….
Dory Funk Jr scores 6 points.
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Crush rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr executes a SIDE SUPLAY….
Dory Funk Jr scores 9 points.
Crush attempts to defend against SIDE SUPLAY but is unsuccessful.
Crush scores 2 points.
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Crush executes a Headbutt….
Crush scores 7 points.
Dory Funk Jr attempts to defend against Headbutt but is unsuccessful.
Dory Funk Jr scores 2 points.
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr executes a ROLLING REVERSE….
Dory Funk Jr scores 5 points.
Crush absorbs the punishment.
Crush scores 0 points.
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Crush rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Crush executes a Chokeslam….
Dory Funk Jr executes a PILEDRIVER….
Crush scores 10 points.
Dory Funk Jr scores 9 points.
Crush is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…BELL RINGS
Time has expired.
DORY FUNK RETAINS ON THE DRAW
Commercial break.
When we come back, Stack is joined by Dory.
Stack: Dory…
Funk grabs the mic.
Funk: Blanchard! I told you last week to get me some real competition. Is this the best you’ve got? Some island boy? Look, I’m your television champion whether you like it or not. Let’s at least give these fans a match they can enjoy next week. If not, well, I’ll still be the champion.
Funk walks out of frame.
Stack: Let’s go back to the ring.
BUGSY MCGRAW def Dusty Wolfe @ 18 after slamming Wolfe into the ring post.
After the match, Bugsy continues to assault Wolfe. He begins biting his face, his beard coming away red.
A now familiar figure rushes out of the crowd.
He begins to swing his bullrope wildly, catching Bugsy across the back of the head. Uncle Bugs wobbles and the Midnight Rider drops to his back and nails him with an upper cut. Bugsy staggers into the ropes and is hit with a bionic elbow that sends him to the floor outside.
Sherri helps her main to his feet and they beat a hasty retreat.
Commercial break and then back to Stack.
Stack: Fans, before we get to tonight’s main event, I want to announce that the Midnight Rider will make his official in ring debut right here next week. We’ll also see the Sheepherders challenge the Zambuie Express for the tag team titles in a match that promises not to be for the faint of heart.
Let’s head to the ring for tonight’s television main event.
JAKE ROBERTS v. JIMMY VALIANT(w/Dark Journey) (SWCW Title – 30 min time limit)
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC/TT
Jake Roberts executes a Standing Knee Drop….
Jake Roberts scores 7 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a BODY SLAM….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 6 points.
===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a THUMB TO FACE….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 7 points.
Jake Roberts absorbs the punishment.
Jake Roberts scores 0 points.
===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Jake Roberts executes a Gut Buster….
Jake Roberts scores 9 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant absorbs the punishment.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 0 points.
===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a BODY SLAM….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 6 points.
Jake Roberts attempts to defend against BODY SLAM but is unsuccessful.
Jake Roberts scores 2 points.
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Jake Roberts executes a Throw Out Of Ring….
Boogie Woogie Valiant absorbs the punishment.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 0 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…
Boogie Woogie Valiant makes it back into the ring at the 5 count.
Jake Roberts scores 5 points.
===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Jake Roberts executes a Bodyslam….
Boogie Woogie Valiant reverses Bodyslam!
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a BODY SLAM….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 6 points.
Jake Roberts attempts to defend against BODY SLAM but is unsuccessful.
Jake Roberts scores 2 points.
===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Jake Roberts executes a Backbreaker….
Boogie Woogie Valiant reverses Backbreaker!
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a BODY SLAM….
Jake Roberts reverses BODY SLAM!
Jake Roberts executes a Standing Knee Drop….
Jake Roberts scores 7 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant attempts to defend against Standing Knee Drop but is unsuccessful.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 2 points.
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Jake Roberts executes a Gut Buster….
Jake Roberts scores 9 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a ELBOW TO JAW….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 8 points.
===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a ELBOW TO JAW….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 8 points.
Jake Roberts absorbs the punishment.
Jake Roberts scores 0 points.
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC/TT
Jake Roberts executes a Bodyslam….
Jake Roberts scores 8 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a SLEEPER HOLD….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 9 points.
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Jake Roberts executes a Backbreaker….
Jake Roberts scores 7 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant attempts to defend against Backbreaker but is unsuccessful.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 2 points.
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC/TT
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Jake Roberts executes a Backbreaker….
Jake Roberts scores 7 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a ELBOW TO JAW….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 8 points.
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a BODY SLAM….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 6 points.
Jake Roberts attempts to defend against BODY SLAM but is unsuccessful.
Jake Roberts scores 2 points.
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Jake Roberts executes a Backbreaker….
Jake Roberts scores 7 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant attempts to defend against Backbreaker but is unsuccessful.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 2 points.
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC/TT
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC/TT
Jake Roberts executes a Backbreaker….
Jake Roberts scores 7 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a THUMB TO FACE….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 7 points.
===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a ELBOW TO JAW….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 8 points.
Jake Roberts attempts to defend against ELBOW TO JAW but is unsuccessful.
Jake Roberts scores 2 points.
===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a SMASH TO TURNBUCKLE….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 9 points.
Jake Roberts absorbs the punishment.
Jake Roberts scores 0 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…
Jake Roberts kicks out of the pin!
Boogie Woogie Valiant gets 0 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Jake Roberts executes a Standing Knee Drop….
Jake Roberts scores 7 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant attempts to defend against Standing Knee Drop but is unsuccessful.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 2 points.
===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Jake Roberts executes a DDT….
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a THUMB TO FACE….
Jake Roberts scores 12 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 7 points.
===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Jake Roberts executes a Standing Knee Drop….
Jake Roberts scores 7 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant absorbs the punishment.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 0 points.
===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a SLAM INTO RINGPOST….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 7 points.
Jake Roberts attempts to defend against SLAM INTO RINGPOST but is unsuccessful.
Jake Roberts scores 2 points.
===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled DC
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a SLAM INTO RINGPOST….
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 6 points.
Jake Roberts attempts to defend against SLAM INTO RINGPOST but is unsuccessful.
Jake Roberts scores 2 points.
===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Jake Roberts executes a DDT….
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a THUMB TO FACE….
Jake Roberts scores 11 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 7 points.
GINO HERNANDEZ COMES TO RINGSIDE AND TRIES TO CHAT UP DARK JOURNEY
===== In the 24th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled DC
Jake Roberts executes a Gut Buster….
Jake Roberts scores 9 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant attempts to defend against Gut Buster but is unsuccessful.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 2 points.
VALIANT GOES TO THE ROPES AND STARTS JAWING AT HERNANDEZ. ROBERTS TAKES ADVANTAGE.
===== In the 25th minute of the match: =====
Jake Roberts rolled OC.
Boogie Woogie Valiant rolled OC.
Jake Roberts executes a DDT….
Boogie Woogie Valiant executes a BODY SLAM….
Jake Roberts scores 12 points.
Boogie Woogie Valiant scores 6 points.
VALIANT YELLS AT HERNANDEZ SOME MORE GIVING ROBERTS TIME TO RECOVER FROM THE BODY SLAM.
VALIANT TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO THE DDT!
Jake Roberts is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…3
Boogie Woogie Valiant was pinned by Jake Roberts!!!
WINNER(AND NEW CHAMPION): JAKE ROBERTS@25
A very satisfied Hernandez blows a kiss to Dark Journey and disappears into the back.
Roberts leans against the turnbuckle with the belt in his lap and an evil grin on his face.
Commercial break and back to the ring for our first standby bout.
THE BLACK FAMILY upsets The Colossal Kongs @ 15 via count out.
As the show goes off the air, Pringle can be seen berating his tag team.
END
From the Junction in San Antonio
Steve Stack is your announcer.
Opening credits and then we go to Stack.
Stack: Fans, welcome to the most exciting program on television, Southwest Championship Wrestling. Tonight’s broadcast is going to be a doozy. We will see Dory Funk Jr defend the television title. We’ll also hear from Ernie Ladd and the Zambuie Express after their heinous actions here last week. In our main event, Bruiser Brody will challenge the Barbarian for the Western States title. Let’s head to the ring for our first match.
THE COLOSSAL KONGS defeat the Black Family via count out @ 12 in a rematch of last week’s brutal tag team affair.
Commercial break and then back to the ring for our first title match.
BRAZO de PLATA v. DORY FUNK JR (Television Title – 15 min time limit)
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Brazo de Plata rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Brazo de Plata executes a KNUCKLELOCK INTO MONKEY FLIP….
Brazo de Plata scores 7 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a SIDE SUPLAY….
Dory Funk Jr scores 9 points.
===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr executes a SPINNING TOEHOLD….
Dory Funk Jr scores 10 points.
Brazo de Plata attempts to defend against SPINNING TOEHOLD but is unsuccessful.
Brazo de Plata scores 2 points.
Dory Funk Jr straps in the SPINNING TOEHOLD.
Brazo de Plata does not submit!
===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Brazo de Plata executes a SHOULDERBLOCK….
Brazo de Plata scores 6 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT….
Dory Funk Jr scores 7 points.
===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Brazo de Plata rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Brazo de Plata executes a BACK BODYDROP….
Brazo de Plata scores 7 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a DBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX….
Dory Funk Jr scores 10 points.
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr executes a BODYSLAM….
Dory Funk Jr scores 8 points.
Brazo de Plata attempts to defend against BODYSLAM but is unsuccessful.
Brazo de Plata scores 2 points.
===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr executes a SIDE SUPLAY….
Dory Funk Jr scores 9 points.
Brazo de Plata attempts to defend against SIDE SUPLAY but is unsuccessful.
Brazo de Plata scores 2 points.
Dory Funk Jr is attempting a pin!!!
1…
Brazo de Plata kicks out of the pin!
Dory Funk Jr gets -7 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Brazo de Plata rolled OC/TT
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Brazo de Plata executes a PORKY PLANCHA….
Dory Funk Jr executes a KNEEDROP….
Brazo de Plata scores 12 points.
Dory Funk Jr scores 6 points.
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr executes a DBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX….
Dory Funk Jr scores 0 points.
Brazo de Plata neutralizes DBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX.
Brazo de Plata scores 4 points.
===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr executes a BODYSLAM….
Dory Funk Jr scores 8 points.
Brazo de Plata attempts to defend against BODYSLAM but is unsuccessful.
Brazo de Plata scores 2 points.
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr executes a PILEDRIVER….
Dory Funk Jr scores 9 points.
Brazo de Plata absorbs the punishment.
Brazo de Plata scores 0 points.
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr executes a SIDE SUPLAY….
Dory Funk Jr scores 9 points.
Brazo de Plata attempts to defend against SIDE SUPLAY but is unsuccessful.
Brazo de Plata scores 2 points.
Dory Funk Jr is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…
Brazo de Plata kicks out of the pin!
Dory Funk Jr gets 5 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Brazo de Plata rolled DC
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC/TT
Dory Funk Jr executes a ROLLING REVERSE….
Dory Funk Jr scores 5 points.
Brazo de Plata attempts to defend against ROLLING REVERSE but is unsuccessful.
Brazo de Plata scores 2 points.
Dory Funk Jr is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…
Brazo de Plata kicks out of the pin!
Dory Funk Jr gets 5 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled OC.
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Brazo de Plata executes a SIDE HEADLOCK TAKEOVER….
Brazo de Plata scores 6 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a DBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX….
Dory Funk Jr scores 10 points.
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled OC/TT
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Brazo de Plata executes a CLOTHESLINE….
Brazo de Plata scores 8 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a SIDE SUPLAY….
Dory Funk Jr scores 9 points.
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Brazo de Plata rolled OC/TT
Dory Funk Jr rolled OC.
Brazo de Plata executes a KNUCKLELOCK INTO MONKEY FLIP….
Brazo de Plata scores 7 points.
Dory Funk Jr executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT….
Dory Funk Jr scores 7 points.
BELL RING – TIME HAS EXPIRED
DORY FUNK JR RETAINS ON THE DRAW
A visibly furious Funk grabs the belt and storms the interview stand.
Stack: Dory…
Funk: Shut up Stack! I’ll do the talking. Do you see this belt? This means I’m the television champion. It means I’m the workhorse around here. Week in and week out I’m here, defending the title against all comers. I want you to listen real good Joe Blanchard! Next week I want a real opponent. No more ham and eggers…I’m sorry jamon y eggers. Find me someone worthy of being in the ring with me. I know it’s hard, but get it done.
Funk storms off.
Stack: Fans, let’s take a look at this video we received this week.
They call me the Midnight Rider. When I roll into your town you can be sure you’ve done something wrong. Bugsy McGraw…you are a bad man. You’ve done some heinous things. That all stops now, Jack. You better be looking over your shoulders, because that bump you hear in the night? It just may be the Rider coming for you.
Commercial break and back to the ring.
THE SHEEPHERDERS(w/Jonathan Boyd and Jack Victory) def Rocky King and Edcar Thomas @9 when Butch pins Thomas after a backbreaker.
They storm the announce station and Boyd grabs the mic.
Boyd: Listen up you bloody Yanks! We are done playing around. These men are former World Tag Team champions…
Miller: CHAMPIONS!
Boyd: …and they will be again. It doesn’t matter to us who we have to maim…
Williams: …MAIM!
Boyd: …to get there. You all look the same to us! The Sheepherders are on a mission and that means nothing good for any of you.
They storm off.
Commercial break and then back to the ring.
DAVID VON ERICH def Bill Mulkey @ 16 via Iron Claw
Once again, Von Erich leaves the ring without acknowledging the cheers of the fans.
Commercial break and then back to Stack.
Stack: Fans, we are joined now by the new SWCW tag team champions, The Zambuie Express, Ernie Ladd and Teddy Long.
Stack: Do you men have anything to say for your actions last week?
Long: Listen up playa! What you see here is a group of men in a boys’ world. They did what needed to be done for the greater glory of Zambuie.
Stack: What does that mean exactly?
Long: What it means, Stack, is that on the orders of ruler of the great nation of Zambuie, his designated team and his champion, The Big Cat, took the actions necessary to bring the gold back home.
Stack: What about what you did to Ted Dibiase?
Long: DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
Ladd: Dibiase is a chump. He thought he could just throw money around and get what he wanted. It takes more than money to be a champion. It takes guts. It takes power. It takes a man like me. Very soon, I will be holding gold just like my Zambuie brothers. Nothing can stop us.
In unison: ZAMBUIE FOREVER!
Stack: Let’s go to the ring.
ERNIE LADD def Randy Mulkey @ 6 via abdominal stretch submission
Commercial break and then back to the ring.
THE ZAMBUIE EXPRESS(w/Teddy Long) def Pat Rose & Mike Jackson @ 15 when Jackson submits to a bearhug
As Long raises his team’s hands in victory, another team hits the ring.
Boyd goes to work on Long as the two teams brawl out of the ring and into the back.
Commercial break.
When we come back, Stack is at the podium.
Stack: Fans, I’m honestly not sure what we just witnessed, but it was frightening. I’ve been informed by matchmaker, Joe Blanchard, that next week, we will see Jake “The Snake” Roberts challenge Jimmy Valiant for the SWCW title.
Another man joins the announcer.
Stack: Ted, what are you doing here?
Dibiase: Just shedding a little light Stack. You see, Ernie Ladd let me handle all of our business arraignments. He couldn’t be bothered. So, a little earlier tonight, I used my power of attorney to sell our rematch contract to THE SHEEPHERDERS at a healthy profit. So, while the Zambuie Express deals with those lunatics from New Zealand, Ernie Ladd is going to deal with ME! I’m coming for you Ladd and I know lots of ways to skin a cat.
Dibiase leaves.
Stack: Let’s head to the ring for our main event.
BRUISER BRODY v. THE BARBARIAN (Western States Title – 30 min time limit)
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC/TT
Bruiser Brody executes a THROW INTO CROWD….
The Barbarian executes a Throw Out Of Ring….
The Barbarian is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…
The Barbarian makes it back into the ring at the 3 count.
Bruiser Brody scores 3 points.
Bruiser Brody is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…6…
Bruiser Brody makes it back into the ring at the 6 count.
The Barbarian scores 6 points.
===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled OC.
The Barbarian executes a Forearm Smash….
The Barbarian scores 6 points.
Bruiser Brody absorbs the punishment.
Bruiser Brody scores 0 points.
===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled OC.
The Barbarian executes a Bodyslam….
The Barbarian scores 7 points.
Bruiser Brody absorbs the punishment.
Bruiser Brody scores 0 points.
===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC/TT
The Barbarian rolled DC
Bruiser Brody executes a BRUISING SLAM….
Bruiser Brody scores 5 points.
The Barbarian absorbs the punishment.
The Barbarian scores 0 points.
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled DC
Bruiser Brody executes a BRUISING SLAM….
The Barbarian reverses BRUISING SLAM!
The Barbarian executes a Camel Clutch….
The Barbarian scores 12 points.
Bruiser Brody attempts to defend against Camel Clutch but is unsuccessful.
Bruiser Brody scores 2 points.
===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled OC.
The Barbarian executes a Knee Lift….
Bruiser Brody reverses Knee Lift!
Bruiser Brody executes a MAULING KNEE SMASH….
Bruiser Brody scores 0 points.
The Barbarian neutralizes MAULING KNEE SMASH.
The Barbarian scores 4 points.
===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC/TT
The Barbarian rolled DC
Bruiser Brody executes a BLATANT CHOKE….
Bruiser Brody scores 9 points.
The Barbarian attempts to defend against BLATANT CHOKE but is unsuccessful.
The Barbarian scores 2 points.
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a EYE GOUGE….
Bruiser Brody scores 8 points.
The Barbarian executes a Knee Lift….
The Barbarian scores 6 points.
===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a MANIAC FACE ATTACK….
Bruiser Brody scores 10 points.
The Barbarian executes a Bodyslam….
The Barbarian scores 7 points.
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a BRUISING SLAM….
Bruiser Brody scores 5 points.
The Barbarian executes a Knee Lift….
The Barbarian scores 6 points.
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC/TT
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a THROW INTO CROWD….
The Barbarian executes a Forearm Smash….
The Barbarian scores 6 points.
The Barbarian is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…
The Barbarian makes it back into the ring at the 7 count.
Bruiser Brody scores 7 points.
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled OC.
The Barbarian executes a Standing Leg Drop….
The Barbarian scores 10 points.
Bruiser Brody absorbs the punishment.
Bruiser Brody scores 0 points.
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC/TT
Bruiser Brody executes a BRUISING SLAM….
Bruiser Brody scores 5 points.
The Barbarian executes a Bearhug….
The Barbarian scores 10 points.
The Barbarian is attempting a pin!!!
1…
Bruiser Brody kicks out of the pin!
The Barbarian gets -10 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled DC
Bruiser Brody executes a BRUISING SLAM….
Bruiser Brody scores 0 points.
The Barbarian neutralizes BRUISING SLAM.
The Barbarian scores 4 points.
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC/TT
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a THROW INTO CROWD….
The Barbarian executes a Kick To Gut….
The Barbarian scores 5 points.
The Barbarian is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…
The Barbarian makes it back into the ring at the 8 count.
Bruiser Brody scores 8 points.
===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled DC
Bruiser Brody executes a BRUISING SLAM….
Bruiser Brody scores 5 points.
The Barbarian attempts to defend against BRUISING SLAM but is unsuccessful.
The Barbarian scores 2 points.
===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled OC.
The Barbarian executes a Camel Clutch….
The Barbarian scores 15 points.
Bruiser Brody absorbs the punishment.
Bruiser Brody scores 0 points.
The Barbarian straps in the Camel Clutch.
Bruiser Brody does not submit!
===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a THROW INTO CROWD….
The Barbarian executes a Bodyslam….
The Barbarian scores 7 points.
The Barbarian is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…
The Barbarian makes it back into the ring at the 7 count.
Bruiser Brody scores 7 points.
===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled OC.
The Barbarian executes a Throw Out Of Ring….
Bruiser Brody absorbs the punishment.
Bruiser Brody scores 0 points.
Bruiser Brody is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…
Bruiser Brody makes it back into the ring at the 7 count.
The Barbarian scores 7 points.
===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC/TT
The Barbarian rolled DC
Bruiser Brody executes a MANIAC FACE ATTACK….
Bruiser Brody scores 10 points.
The Barbarian attempts to defend against MANIAC FACE ATTACK but is unsuccessful.
The Barbarian scores 2 points.
===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a MANIAC FACE ATTACK….
Bruiser Brody scores 10 points.
The Barbarian executes a Bodyslam….
The Barbarian scores 7 points.
===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a BRUISING SLAM….
Bruiser Brody scores 5 points.
The Barbarian executes a Camel Clutch….
The Barbarian scores 12 points.
The Barbarian is attempting a pin!!!
1…
Bruiser Brody kicks out of the pin!
The Barbarian gets 8 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a ATTACK WITH CHAIR….
The Barbarian executes a Inverted Suplex Slam….
Bruiser Brody scores 10 points.
The Barbarian scores 0 points.
Bruiser Brody is attempting a pin!!!
1…
The Barbarian kicks out of the pin!
Bruiser Brody gets -2 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 24th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC/TT
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a ATTACK WITH CHAIR….
The Barbarian executes a Kick To Gut….
Bruiser Brody scores 10 points.
The Barbarian scores 5 points.
Bruiser Brody is attempting a pin!!!
1…
The Barbarian kicks out of the pin!
Bruiser Brody gets -2 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 25th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled OC.
The Barbarian executes a Kick To Gut….
The Barbarian scores 5 points.
Bruiser Brody absorbs the punishment.
Bruiser Brody scores 0 points.
The Barbarian is attempting a pin!!!
1…
Bruiser Brody kicks out of the pin!
The Barbarian gets 10 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 26th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a BRUISING SLAM….
Bruiser Brody scores 5 points.
The Barbarian executes a Bodyslam….
The Barbarian scores 7 points.
===== In the 27th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled OC.
The Barbarian executes a Falling Powerslam….
Bruiser Brody reverses Falling Powerslam!
Bruiser Brody executes a FOOT TO TEETH….
Bruiser Brody scores 9 points.
The Barbarian attempts to defend against FOOT TO TEETH but is unsuccessful.
The Barbarian scores 2 points.
===== In the 28th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled DC
The Barbarian rolled OC.
The Barbarian executes a Inverted Suplex Slam….
The Barbarian scores 9 points.
Bruiser Brody attempts to defend against Inverted Suplex Slam but is unsuccessful.
Bruiser Brody scores 2 points.
The Barbarian is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…
Bruiser Brody kicks out of the pin!
The Barbarian gets 15 points for the pin attempt.
===== In the 29th minute of the match: =====
Bruiser Brody rolled OC.
The Barbarian rolled OC.
Bruiser Brody executes a THROW INTO CROWD….
The Barbarian executes a Camel Clutch….
The Barbarian scores 15 points.
The Barbarian is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10
The Barbarian is counted out!!!
WINNER BY COUNT OUT: BRUISER BRODY @ 29
THE BARBARIAN RETAINS THE TITLE AS A RESULT OF THE COUNT OUT
Brody stomps around the ring shouting HUSS! FUNK! HUSS!
Commercial break and back to the ring for our first standby bout.
CRUSH de Sweet Daddy Falcone @ 8 via Cranium Crush
End
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