Episode 1.29 on the El Rey Network
Matt Stryker calls the action
As usual, we open in the office of El Jefe. Dario Cueto is sitting behind his desk enjoying a cocktail when there is a knock at the door.
Cueto: Enter.
The door opens and the Cartel walks in.
Cueto: What can I do for you Mr. Guerrero?
Chavo: You know who we are?
Cueto: I just said your name.
Chavo: You know who we represent?
Cueto: Yes.
Chavo: Then you know it would be a very bad idea not to give us what we want.
Cueto: And what would that be…Chavito?
Chavo blanches as the nickname.
Chavo: We heard Ladd is looking for a match tonight.
Cueto: You heard correctly.
Chavo: We’re here to claim the match.
Cueto: Claim the match? You don’t know how things work around here…do you?
Chavo: My boss…
Cueto: Your boss holds no sway inside my temple. I’ll give you the match, but only because it amuses me. Not because of your “boss.”
Chavo: That’s a smart play Cueto.
Cueto drinks.
Cueto: Good luck. You’re going to need it!
Credits run.
Then we go to Stryker.
Stryker: Welcome once again to the Temple, the home of Lucha Underground. For our faithful, welcome back. For new viewers, you’ve picked a great night to tune in.
Tonight we will see the Lucha Underground Trios Titles defended in our main event. We will also have a Gift of the Gods Qualifying match as arch-rivals, Fenix and King Cuerno, face off with an Aztec medallion on the line. We will also see the television debut of Lance Storm here tonight.
Let’s go to the ring for tag team action.
ANGELICO & JACK EVANS v. DRAGO & AEROSTAR
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
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Angelico rolled DC
Aero Star rolled OC.
Aero Star executes a Hurricanrana….
Aero Star scores 6 points.
Angelico absorbs the punishment.
Angelico scores 0 points.
Aero Star tags out to Drago
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Angelico rolled DC
Drago rolled OC.
Drago executes a Forearm Smash….
Drago scores 7 points.
Angelico attempts to defend against Forearm Smash but is unsuccessful.
Angelico scores 2 points.
Drago tags out to Aero Star
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Angelico rolled OC/TT
Aero Star rolled OC.
Angelico, Jack Evans double teaming for 1 rounds.
Angelico is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Angelico executes a Enzuigiri….
Angelico scores 6 points.
Jack Evans is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Jack Evans executes a FLYING SKYTWIST FACE KICK….
Jack Evans scores 7 points.
Aero Star executes a Dropkick….
Aero Star scores 9 points.
Double teaming ends.
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Angelico rolled OC.
Aero Star rolled DC
Angelico executes a Shuri Knee….
Angelico scores 9 points.
Aero Star absorbs the punishment.
Aero Star scores 0 points.
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Angelico rolled OC.
Aero Star rolled DC
Angelico executes a Throw Out Of Ring….
Aero Star attempts to defend against Throw Out Of Ring but is unsuccessful.
Aero Star scores 2 points.
Aero Star is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…
Aero Star makes it back into the ring at the 9 count.
Angelico scores 9 points.
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Angelico rolled DC
Aero Star rolled OC.
Aero Star executes a Shooting Star Press….
Aero Star scores 10 points.
Angelico attempts to defend against Shooting Star Press but is unsuccessful.
Angelico scores 2 points.
Aero Star tags out to Drago
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Angelico rolled OC.
Drago rolled DC
Angelico executes a Double Foot Stomp….
Angelico scores 8 points.
Drago attempts to defend against Double Foot Stomp but is unsuccessful.
Drago scores 2 points.
Angelico tags out to Jack Evans
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Jack Evans rolled OC.
Drago rolled OC.
Jack Evans executes a TORNILLO FLYING BODY ATTACK….
Jack Evans scores 7 points.
Drago executes a Dragon’s Tail….
Drago scores 8 points.
Drago tags out to Aero Star
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Jack Evans rolled OC.
Aero Star rolled DC
Jack Evans executes a JAPANESE ARMLOCK….
Jack Evans scores 6 points.
Aero Star attempts to defend against JAPANESE ARMLOCK but is unsuccessful.
Aero Star scores 2 points.
Jack Evans tags out to Angelico
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Angelico rolled OC.
Aero Star rolled OC.
Angelico executes a Enzuigiri….
Angelico scores 6 points.
Aero Star executes a Hurricanrana….
Aero Star scores 6 points.
Angelico tags out to Jack Evans
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Jack Evans rolled DC
Aero Star rolled OC.
Aero Star executes a Dropkick….
Aero Star scores 0 points.
Jack Evans neutralizes Dropkick.
Jack Evans scores 4 points.
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Jack Evans rolled OC.
Aero Star rolled DC
Jack Evans executes a SITOUT POWERBOMB….
Aero Star reverses SITOUT POWERBOMB!
Aero Star executes a Hurricanrana….
Jack Evans reverses Hurricanrana!
Jack Evans executes a FLYING SKYTWIST FACE KICK….
Jack Evans scores 7 points.
Aero Star attempts to defend against FLYING SKYTWIST FACE KICK but is unsuccessful.
Aero Star scores 2 points.
Jack Evans tags out to Angelico
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Angelico rolled DC
Aero Star rolled OC.
Aero Star executes a Imploding 450 Splash….
Aero Star scores 10 points.
Angelico attempts to defend against Imploding 450 Splash but is unsuccessful.
Angelico scores 2 points.
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Angelico rolled DC
Aero Star rolled OC.
Aero Star executes a Throw Out Of Ring….
Angelico attempts to defend against Throw Out Of Ring but is unsuccessful.
Angelico scores 2 points.
Angelico is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…
Angelico makes it back into the ring at the 8 count.
Aero Star scores 8 points.
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Angelico rolled DC
Aero Star rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Angelico rolled OC/TT
Aero Star rolled DC
Angelico, Jack Evans double teaming for 3 rounds.
Angelico is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Angelico executes a Bodyslam….
Jack Evans is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Jack Evans executes a “ODE TO BLITZKRIEG” CORKSCREW BACKSPLASH….
Angelico scores 8 points.
Jack Evans scores 9 points.
Aero Star absorbs the punishment.
Aero Star scores 0 points.
Angelico, Jack Evans are double teaming for 2 more rounds.
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Angelico rolled OC.
Jack Evans rolled DC
Aero Star rolled OC.
Angelico is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Angelico executes a Fall Of The Angels….
Angelico scores 12 points.
Jack Evans is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Jack Evans does nothing for the round.
Jack Evans scores 0 points.
Aero Star executes a La Dormilona….
Aero Star scores 9 points.
Angelico, Jack Evans are double teaming for 1 more rounds.
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Angelico rolled OC.
Jack Evans rolled OC.
Aero Star rolled OC.
Angelico is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Angelico executes a Double Foot Stomp….
Angelico scores 8 points.
Jack Evans is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Jack Evans executes a JAPANESE ARMLOCK….
Jack Evans scores 6 points.
Aero Star executes a La Dormilona….
Aero Star scores 9 points.
Double teaming ends.
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Angelico rolled OC.
Aero Star rolled OC.
Angelico executes a Throw Out Of Ring….
Aero Star executes a Imploding Frog Splash….
Aero Star scores 8 points.
Aero Star is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…
Aero Star makes it back into the ring at the 7 count.
Angelico scores 7 points.
Aero Star tags out to Drago
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Angelico rolled OC.
Drago rolled DC
Angelico executes a Fall Of The Angels….
Angelico scores 12 points.
Drago absorbs the punishment.
Drago scores 0 points.
Angelico is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…3
Drago was pinned by Angelico!!!
WINNERS: ANGELICO & JACK EVANS @ 19
Outside the Temple, a black van rolls to a stop.
Black Lotus is behind the wheel.
The door of the van slides open. Kalisto and Dragon Azteca Jr. step out.
Kalisto: Keep the van running. This won’t take long.
Dark Lotus nods as the two luchadors sprint for the Temple door.
Commercial break and then back to the ring.
FENIX v. KING CUERNO (Gift of the Gods Qualifier Match)
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
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Fenix rolled DC
King Cuerno rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Fenix rolled DC
King Cuerno rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Enzuigiri….
Fenix scores 6 points.
King Cuerno executes a Double Knee Smash….
King Cuerno scores 7 points.
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Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Reverse Rana….
Fenix scores 10 points.
King Cuerno executes a Jumping Forearm Strike….
King Cuerno scores 6 points.
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Fenix rolled OC/TT
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Standing Moonsault….
Fenix scores 6 points.
King Cuerno executes a Powerslam….
King Cuerno scores 10 points.
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Fenix rolled DC
King Cuerno rolled OC/TT
King Cuerno executes a Powerslam….
King Cuerno scores 10 points.
Fenix attempts to defend against Powerslam but is unsuccessful.
Fenix scores 2 points.
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Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Package Piledriver….
Fenix scores 7 points.
King Cuerno executes a Thrill Of The Hunt….
King Cuerno scores 10 points.
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Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Standing Moonsault….
Fenix scores 6 points.
King Cuerno executes a Powerslam….
King Cuerno scores 10 points.
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Fenix rolled OC/TT
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Superkick….
Fenix scores 7 points.
King Cuerno executes a Enzuigiri….
King Cuerno scores 7 points.
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Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Reverse Rana….
Fenix scores 10 points.
King Cuerno executes a Jumping Forearm Strike….
King Cuerno scores 6 points.
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Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled DC
Fenix executes a Reverse Rana….
Fenix scores 10 points.
King Cuerno absorbs the punishment.
King Cuerno scores 0 points.
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Fenix rolled DC
King Cuerno rolled OC.
King Cuerno executes a Double Knee Smash….
King Cuerno scores 7 points.
Fenix attempts to defend against Double Knee Smash but is unsuccessful.
Fenix scores 2 points.
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Fenix rolled DC
King Cuerno rolled OC.
King Cuerno executes a Bow And Arrow….
King Cuerno scores 8 points.
Fenix absorbs the punishment.
Fenix scores 0 points.
King Cuerno is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…
Fenix kicks out of the pin!
King Cuerno gets -7 points for the pin attempt.
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Fenix rolled DC
King Cuerno rolled OC/TT
King Cuerno executes a Enzuigiri….
King Cuerno scores 7 points.
Fenix absorbs the punishment.
Fenix scores 0 points.
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Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled OC/TT
Fenix executes a Corkscrew Somersault Senton….
Fenix scores 10 points.
King Cuerno executes a Kick To Midsection….
King Cuerno scores 5 points.
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Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Standing Moonsault….
Fenix scores 6 points.
King Cuerno executes a Powerslam….
King Cuerno scores 10 points.
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Fenix rolled DC
King Cuerno rolled OC.
King Cuerno executes a Jumping Forearm Strike….
King Cuerno scores 6 points.
Fenix attempts to defend against Jumping Forearm Strike but is unsuccessful.
Fenix scores 2 points.
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Fenix rolled OC/TT
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Roundhouse Kick….
Fenix scores 5 points.
King Cuerno executes a Enzuigiri….
King Cuerno scores 7 points.
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Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Enzuigiri….
Fenix scores 6 points.
King Cuerno executes a Jumping Forearm Strike….
King Cuerno scores 6 points.
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Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled DC
Fenix executes a Corkscrew Somersault Senton….
Fenix scores 10 points.
King Cuerno absorbs the punishment.
King Cuerno scores 0 points.
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Fenix rolled OC.
King Cuerno rolled OC.
Fenix executes a Throw Out Of Ring….
King Cuerno executes a Double Knee Smash….
King Cuerno scores 7 points.
King Cuerno is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10
King Cuerno is counted out!!!
WINNER: FENIX @ 19
Fenix takes the Medallion and climbs the turnbuckle. He holds the medallion high to a chorus of cheers from the faithful.
The video scrambles and we see Goldust attacked by a mystery man during his debut.
The action gives way to the mysterious man in the gold mask.
Man: My grandfather was a simple man…a plumber. He taught my father the lessons of hard work and integrity. My father passed those lessons along to me. I am the living embodiment of the dreams of my patriarchs.
I am El Hijo del Sueno.
Goldust you are an abomination…an aberration…a nightmare.
I will see you run out of Lucha Underground.
The video goes to the black. Then we go back to the ring.
LANCE STORM v. VAMPIRO
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
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Vampiro rolled OC.
Lance Storm rolled DC
Vampiro executes a RAPID HEADBUTTS….
Vampiro scores 6 points.
Lance Storm attempts to defend against RAPID HEADBUTTS but is unsuccessful.
Lance Storm scores 2 points.
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Vampiro rolled OC.
Lance Storm rolled OC.
Vampiro executes a VAMPIRO SPIKE….
Lance Storm executes a Deep Impact….
Vampiro scores 10 points.
Lance Storm scores 12 points.
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Vampiro rolled DC
Lance Storm rolled OC.
Lance Storm executes a Maple Leaf….
Lance Storm scores 0 points.
Vampiro neutralizes Maple Leaf.
Vampiro scores 4 points.
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Vampiro rolled DC
Lance Storm rolled OC.
Lance Storm executes a Throw Out Of Ring….
Vampiro attempts to defend against Throw Out Of Ring but is unsuccessful.
Vampiro scores 2 points.
Vampiro is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1…2…3…
Kalisto and Dragon Azteca Jr hit ringside and attack Vampiro. Kalisto pulls Vampiro to his feet and DAJ blasts him with a chair.
4…5…6…
Vampiro tries to fight back. DJA hits him a second time. Vampiro is busted open and slumps against Kalisto.
7…8…9…
Kalisto and DAJ drag the limp form of Vampiro away from ringside and out of camera range.
10
Vampiro is counted out!!!
WINNER: LANCE STORM @ 4
Storm and the ref look at one another in confusion. The ref raises Storm’s hand.
Commercial break.
Back to the ring for our main event.
THE CARTEL v. ERNIE LADD & THE WILD SAMOANS (Lucha Underground Trios Titles)
Referee is ‘Honest’ Abe (+0)
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Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled OC/TT
Ernie Ladd rolled OC.
Chavo Guerrero Jr., Cisco, Cortez Castro double teaming for 1 rounds.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. executes a STOMP….
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 5 points.
Cisco is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Cisco executes a Bodyslam….
Cisco scores 8 points.
Cortez Castro is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Cortez Castro executes a ROLLING KIMURA LOCK….
Cortez Castro scores 9 points.
Ernie Ladd executes a BIG BOOT TO FACE….
Ernie Ladd scores 14 points.
Double teaming ends.
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Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled OC.
Ernie Ladd rolled OC.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. executes a DROPKICK….
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 7 points.
Ernie Ladd executes a BACK SUPLEX….
Ernie Ladd scores 7 points.
Ernie Ladd tags out to Wild Samoan Sika
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Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled OC.
Wild Samoan Sika rolled OC/TT
Wild Samoan Sika, Wild Samoan Afa double teaming for 1 rounds.
Wild Samoan Sika is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Wild Samoan Sika executes a PECTORIAL CHOPS….
Wild Samoan Sika scores 7 points.
Wild Samoan Afa is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Wild Samoan Afa executes a SAMOAN NERVE HOLD….
Wild Samoan Afa scores 5 points.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. executes a GORY BOMB….
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 7 points.
Double teaming ends.
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Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled DC
Wild Samoan Sika rolled OC.
Wild Samoan Sika executes a SAMAON DROP….
Wild Samoan Sika scores 11 points.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. attempts to defend against SAMAON DROP but is unsuccessful.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 2 points.
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Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled DC
Wild Samoan Sika rolled OC.
Wild Samoan Sika executes a FLYING HEADBUTT….
Chavo Guerrero Jr. reverses FLYING HEADBUTT!
Chavo Guerrero Jr. executes a STOMP….
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 5 points.
Wild Samoan Sika attempts to defend against STOMP but is unsuccessful.
Wild Samoan Sika scores 2 points.
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Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled DC
Wild Samoan Sika rolled OC.
Wild Samoan Sika executes a KNEE SMASH TO THE BACK….
Wild Samoan Sika scores 8 points.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. attempts to defend against KNEE SMASH TO THE BACK but is unsuccessful.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 2 points.
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Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled DC
Wild Samoan Sika rolled OC.
Wild Samoan Sika executes a WRAP AROUND CHOKE….
Wild Samoan Sika scores 5 points.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. attempts to defend against WRAP AROUND CHOKE but is unsuccessful.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 2 points.
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Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled DC
Wild Samoan Sika rolled OC.
Wild Samoan Sika executes a SCOOP SLAM….
Wild Samoan Sika scores 8 points.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. attempts to defend against SCOOP SLAM but is unsuccessful.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 2 points.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. tags out to Cortez Castro
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Cortez Castro rolled OC/TT
Wild Samoan Sika rolled DC
Ernie Ladd injured for 3 rounds!!!
Wild Samoan Sika injured for 3 rounds!!!
Wild Samoan Afa rolled OC/TT
Cortez Castro executes a TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER….
Cortez Castro scores 10 points.
Wild Samoan Afa executes a FALLING HEADBUTT….
Wild Samoan Afa scores 9 points.
Cortez Castro tags out to Chavo Guerrero Jr.
Ernie Ladd is injured for 2 more rounds.
Wild Samoan Sika is injured for 2 more rounds.
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Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled DC
Wild Samoan Afa rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled OC.
Wild Samoan Afa rolled OC.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. executes a CLOTHESLINE….
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 7 points.
Wild Samoan Afa executes a REVERSE THRUST KICK….
Wild Samoan Afa scores 8 points.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. tags out to Cisco
Ernie Ladd is injured for 1 more rounds.
Wild Samoan Sika is injured for 1 more rounds.
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Cisco rolled OC/TT
Wild Samoan Afa rolled OC.
Chavo Guerrero Jr., Cisco, Cortez Castro double teaming for 1 rounds.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. executes a BACK SUPLEX….
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 9 points.
Cisco is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Cisco executes a Elbow Smash….
Cisco scores 6 points.
Cortez Castro is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Cortez Castro executes a NA….
Cortez Castro scores 0 points.
Wild Samoan Afa executes a REVERSE BACK ELBOW SMASH….
Wild Samoan Afa scores 8 points.
Double teaming ends.
Ernie Ladd is no longer injured.
Wild Samoan Sika is no longer injured.
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Cisco rolled OC.
Wild Samoan Afa rolled OC/TT
Wild Samoan Afa, Wild Samoan Sika double teaming for 1 rounds.
Wild Samoan Afa is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Wild Samoan Afa executes a STANDING HEADBUTT….
Wild Samoan Afa scores 8 points.
Wild Samoan Sika is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Wild Samoan Sika executes a SAMOAN NEVER PINCH….
Wild Samoan Sika scores 5 points.
Cisco executes a Shawshank Redemption….
Cisco scores 10 points.
Double teaming ends.
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Cisco rolled DC
Wild Samoan Afa rolled OC.
Wild Samoan Afa executes a BAREFOOT STOMPS….
Wild Samoan Afa scores 7 points.
Cisco absorbs the punishment.
Cisco scores 0 points.
Wild Samoan Afa is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…
Cisco kicks out of the pin!
Wild Samoan Afa gets 8 points for the pin attempt.
Cisco tags out to Chavo Guerrero Jr.
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Chavo Guerrero Jr. rolled DC
Wild Samoan Afa rolled OC.
Wild Samoan Afa executes a OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE….
TEXANO JR hits ringside and blasts Chavo with his bullrope and tosses Chavo back into the ring.
Wild Samoan Afa scores 6 points.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. absorbs the punishment.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. scores 0 points.
Wild Samoan Afa is attempting a pin!!!
1…2…3
Chavo Guerrero Jr. was pinned by Wild Samoan Afa!!!
WINNERS (AND STILL CHAMPIONS): ERNIE LADD & THE WILD SAMOANS @ 14
The champs grab the belts.
Cut to the exterior of the Temple.
The black van squeals to a stop outside the Temple. The door slides open. Kalisto and DAJ throw Vampiro into the van.
Kalisto: VAMANOS!
The door slides shut and the van squeals away into the night.
Credits roll.
Then we cut to locker room.
The Cartel enters the locker room. Chavo is verbally laying into teammates.
Voice: Chavito…
Guerrero stops talking.
Blue Demon Jr: We need to talk.
END
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